never make a woman angry, cause you never know what she'll do

Kyo and Yuki were just about to fight, AGAIN. We had all had enough of them for one day, but of course, they just had to go on fighting again. Kyo was about to lunge himself towards yuki, his leg stuck out like he was gonna kick him, (Haru was slouched against the wall eating a popsicle as he watched)when shigure walked by and said," I wouldn't be doing that if I were you, you KNOW what Phia would do if she came in here." " Shut up and go away you pervert!!," kyo said," I don't need any advice from you." " Just warning you ." Shigure called behind him as he walked away. " You know, he is right for once. But I'm looking forward to seeing you get beat up by a girl, AGAIN. I wonder what shishou would say if he knew. I guess we won't know unless we tell him." Haru said as he ate his popsicle. I could hear them arguing from down the hall where I was trying to study. I hated it when started squabbling, but I wouldn't let it pass while I was studying. " Those idiots," I thought," am I gonna have to teach them ANOTHER lesson." Tohru came into my room and put my laundry on my bed," Are you going to beat them both up again?" She asked with a worried look on her face. " Maybe not....," said as I thought of an evil idea that involved no violence. " That's it, you damn rat, I'm gonna kill you!!!" Kyo yelled. " great," I thought," yuki's gonna kill him again." " go ahead and try, stupid cat," Yuki said. he was just about to punch kyo in the face when I stepped in at the last second, yanked kyo's face to mine, and gave him a loooong kiss. I knew yuki wouldn't hurt me so I'd taken my chances. His fist stopped right before my head. He stood there like that, gaping at us. Finally our lips came apart and I pushed him away from me. Kyo just sat there like an idiot, gaping at me too. Haru just whistled. I wiped my lips off and started to walk away, calling behind me," Now keep it down in here! I'm trying to study, Dammit!" I walked away. " Never make a woman angry, because you never know what she'll do," Shigure chuckled.